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This Week’s Classic Collection: Week of 6/28/2010

Friends, Fans, & Followers:

I’m positively mental about enjoying the summertime.  I love the hazy-hot weather, I love dining al fresco, and I love the decidedly languid attitude with which everyone goes about their regular business.  And while I’ve occasionally been described as a bit shy, I must admit I fancy a bit of a summer-time ogle from time to time as well.  I say that if a lovely woman intends to dress like she’s just stepped off the cover of Vogue, then far be it from me to avert my gaze (and besides, there’s a fine line between ogling and leering… leering is what old men do; ogling, on other hand, is the province of stylish young men – usually of Italian extraction, but in this case I’ll give myself an exception – while idling their Vespas at a city intersection).  So, as luck would have it, an absolute lioness of a fashionista came padding by my workshop in the Flatiron last week wearing a fantastically flirty tank dress.  And the young lady was positively delightful!  Thrilled that I’d taken an interest (oh behave!), she proudly professed that she was wearing a tank dress by a fashion label called Tibi.  I confessed that I’d never heard of it (shame on me, no doubt!) but apparently was quite convincing in assuring her that while a lesser man might have been drawn moth-to-naked-bulb-like to the way her asymmetric hemline danced across her lightly tanned thighs (ahem, is it getting hot in here?!), I – being the shy botanist that I am – was uncommonly and exclusively interested in the tribal print on her crepe de chine dress.  You see, it was from the dark purple, soft lavender, limoncello yellow, and vibrant green colors on Sascha’s (you didn’t think I’d let her traipse past without at least getting her name, did you?!?) dress that I came up with your chosen Classic bundle B.

So, with Sascha in my mind’s eye, the centerpiece of this week’s Classic bundle is the lavender “Cool Water” rose.  Why the growing community has decided to give this rose the title “Cool Water” escapes me, especially when the exquisite, velvety petals and full blooms of this rare rose make it so deserving of a more regal name.  The grower of this particular varietal, Alejandra Farms of Sante Fe de Bogota, as you might have guessed, isn’t your standard Colombian flower-picker.  Quite the opposite, they’re a small boutique operation dedicated to making their mark with unique rose cultivars despite the mechanization of all the agro-machines surrounding their tiny plot of land.  Still looking for another reason to include them?  Lavender roses have long stood for enchantment and love at first sight, which is a much more romantic way to label the look I first gave Sascha when she rounded my corner (“slack-jawed lust” just doesn’t sound nearly gallant enough!). 

Next, the deep purple in Sascha’s dress suggested kale to me.  Yes, the skeptics amongst you will be proven partially right when you assert that kale is just a common cabbage.  While I concede that it is part of the family known for such leafy staples as cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts (a genus known as Brassica), I contend that between its excellent nutritional properties (literally bursting with vitamin C, K, lutein, and assorted cancer-fighters) and the fact that instead of a head it produces purple leaves wrapped in a tight rosette, ornamental kale is a fine example of form and function making a particularly amorous couple.  Of course, lest you think that I simply raided my pantry, I’ve also included intoxicatingly deep dark purple lisianthus flowers from Quito.  This particular batch is of the double-form variety and they may resemble roses or peonies once bloomed.  But what do they stand for?  Traditionally, lisianthus represents appreciation or an outgoing nature, both of which notions seem to apply:  Sascha, I’m convinced, very much appreciated my outgoing nature! 

Lastly, to finish off the design and send it off for seamstress-ing, I’ve included delicate Lady’s Mantle flowers (known to botanists by its decidedly less marketing-friendly name:  Alchemilla robusta).  Just in from Holland, Lady’s Mantle is only available between April and June and this year, Icelandic volcano causing climactic mayhem and all that, they’ve been especially hard to come by.  Why would I go through all the trouble to find them?  Because I think the small, numerous, yellow-ish-green flowers are eye-catching, much like the thin spaghetti straps that held up Sascha’s dress! 

So, if you’re new to my service, drain your bundle’s reservoir, free it of its cellophane wrapper, and then set it down in the included vase with enough room-temperature water to last the week.  If you’re not new, I trust you know exactly what to do. 

Right then, with this week’s bundle, consider yourself well-dressed!

Cheers, 


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Weekly Deal: Calla Lilies for $59 – Includes Vase and Delivery!

If you’re new to H.BLOOM, hallo and welcome!  I’m delivering absolutely extraordinary flowers to people all over the city, at unbelievable prices.  I’ve been specializing in flower subscriptions, hand-tied bundles that are hand-delivered every week.  I also offer one-time gifts and have recently introduced my “weekly deal”.

For this week’s deal, I’m having these pink “garnet glow” mini calla lilies shipped directly from the northern highlands of Ecuador in the Guayllabamba river basin, not far from the capitol city of Quito.  I’ll snip the stems and arrange them in a vase lined with fresh aspidistra leaves.  All you’2012-04-24 17:37:53′ll have to do is receive the delivery and enjoy, resting comfortably knowing that you’ve just gotten extraordinary flowers at an unbelievable price (~75% discount from the normal NYC boutique price of $225-$250, without delivery!).  Or, give them as a gift!

Deal Details & How to Order:

-$59/order
-Hand-tied bundle of 30 stems of mini calla lilies
-Vase and delivery included.  All deliveries will occur on Tuesday, June 29th, Wednesday, June 30th, or Thursday, July 1st.
-Go to the last page of my “Send A One-Time Gift” Section, enter your zip code, and look for the product that says “Weekly Deal: Calla Lilies $59″ (http://www.hbloom.com/Home/Shop?page=3).

* Limited Availability

** Current delivery area includes Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn, Hoboken, Jersey City, Long Island City and Forest Hills

If you can’t find the weekly deal, check to make sure that the delivery zip code is correct and in one of our current delivery areas.  If the Weekly Deal still isn’t there, it means the calla lilies are sold out.  I’ll post on my blog to confirm when they are gone — so act fast!

If you need help with your order, please email me at hbloom@hbloom.com.  I’m happy to help, and I look forward to delighting you this week!

Also, visit my Facebook page –  http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/HBloomcom/164129383642?ref=ts.  You can see what other people are saying about my service, and become a fan yourself!

Cheers, H.Bloom

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This Week’s Deal – Peonies for $35 – is now sold out.  Check back next Monday for another weekly deal, or sign up for one of my subscriptions to guarantee a bundle is delivered to you every week!

This Week’s Exotic Collection: Week of 6/21/2010


Friends,
Fans, & Followers:

As
you might have guessed, it is virtually impossible to source unique and
hard-to-find varietals from global suppliers when those very same global
suppliers have gone positively mental over World Cup Football (FIFA 2010, if
you’re a football purist).  One day, my
growers are all pistils and stamens and waxy sepals; the next, they’re sporting
short-pants-with-under-tanned-legs and behaving like drunk hooligans.  What makes perfectly respectable middle-aged
would-be botanists think they’re as spry as 17-year-olds, I’ll never
understand.  Thankfully, my charms
prevailed and I was able to coax, but for a few seconds, a few of my favorite
growers to ship me parcels of their very best. 
So, in this week’s Exotic bundle, you’ll find cymbidium orchids from the Kingdom of Bhutan, hydrangea from Holland, a sexy calla varietal from Ecuador, hot pink
cytherea peonies from China, and Prince’s Feather amaranthus from the country
where it all began (football, I mean) England.

First,
Arjen Wijnkoopman, my man in Holland, sent me the hydrangeas in your
bundle.  You’ll notice that they’re both
much larger and much hardier than your typical garden-variety hydrangea.  For one, they’re a vibrant pink.  For two, they tend to be very resilient and
may very well dry looking as good as they did when fresh-cut.

Second,
Zhi Zhang, my man in Hong Kong, worked every connection he had to secure the
hot pink peonies in your bundle from the mainland.  Somehow, between his broken English and my
broken Cantonese, he was able to confirm a parcel that is both very hot and
very pink. 

Third,
Alberto Guzman – not my usual man in Quito (my usual man, won’t even pick up
the phone when football is on!) – did a very nice job of stepping in.  In his lazy Spanish, he promised me a parcel
of “muy atractivo” calla lilies.  These
are the mini variety and they’ve smooth pink-mauve-ish trumpets. 

Fourth,
in a bit of desperation when it came to Queen and Country, I had to have my
nephew Gerald hunt for the Prince’s Feather amaranthus that I’ve included in
your bundle.  You’ll recognize these
stems as the delicate thin stalks topped with tiny pink florets in your bundle
– they’re simple but sometimes simple is best. 
(And luckily, the surname “Bloom” still means something amongst the
growers in Derbyshire.)

Lastly,
I’ve included a very special batch of cymbidium orchids from Bhutan.  True, these orchids look like any other
cymbidium orchids that you might be able to get your hands on, but if you
believe that it is the journey that counts most, you’ll appreciate this batch
as much as I do.  Years ago, while on
trek in Nepal with my university flat-mates, we met a fantastically fit chap in
our tour group who hailed from the Kingdom of Bhutan.  Unquestionably more sophisticated than the
rest of us, he was the sort of chap that you felt compelled to follow.  Of course, it helped that he had an
enormously fun countenance and what seemed like a perpetual smile plastered on
his face.  In any case, at the end of our
trek, he invited us to return with him to visit Thimphu, Bhutan’s capital, which
at the time was closed off to any outside visitors.  It was only after we found ourselves mid-air
over the Indian state of Sikkim (which separates Nepal from Bhutan) did Lyonpo
Dorji Wangdi reveal that his father was the Minister of Agriculture and that
only with his blessing were we being granted special exemption visas.  Needless to say, we spent four fantastic days
in what was truly then, and I hope still is, Shangri-La on earth.  I could go on and on about the wonders we saw
in those four days but I’ve special regard for one particular memory Lyonpo
arranged for us.  On our second day in
Thimphu, knowing full-well that we were a bunch of botany students, he arranged
for us to be served a local delicacy called “olatshe” – delicious as the spicy
curry was, I simply couldn’t place the flavors and Lyonpo steadfastly refused
to unveil the ingredients.  It was only
after we’d bid him adieu and boarded our plane for Kathmandu that he smiled his
lopsided grin at us through the military transport’s open door and said in his
perfectly Oxford-accented English:  “You
want to know what was in that curry? 
Orchids!  Cymbidium orchids!  Ha!” 
Cheeky fellow!  Speaking from
experience, I’ve never eaten a tastier flower. 

Well,
it doesn’t get more exotic than that, does it?! 
If you’ve received bundles before, do as you’ve done.  If, however, this is your first week, drain
your bundle over a sink, free your bundle of its cellophane, and then set it in
the included vase half-full of room temperature water. 

From
Around The World,

This Week’s Classic Collection: Week of 6/21/2010


Friends,
Fans, & Followers:

I’m
so pleased that you chose Option B for this week’s bundle.  Frankly put, I went through a lot of
punishment to come up with the design! 
You see, I’ve an incredibly beefy mate of mine – of Russian extraction,
by the name of Arkady – who has the alcoholic tolerance of Ivan Drago (all
square jaw and granite forehead) but the personality of both Dolce and Gabbana.  In other words, he loves to throw a party,
but when he does he’s adamant that everyone keep him company as he drinks his
way through liqueurs A-through-Z (I suspect he has a problem, but I’m not brave
enough to say so!).  Resigned to the fact
that my friendship with him is an implicit contract to endure massive hangovers
from time-to-time, I resolved to find floral inspiration from every shot he
insisted I drink at last Thursday night’s bash. 
So, for this week’s bundle, from a shot of Kirschwasser comes bicolor roses,
from Goldschlager comes yellow yarrow, from a bottle of peach schnapps comes
“Happy Romance” hypericum, and from a devilish bottle of Jägermeister comes
“Green Trick” dianthus.  Let’s get the
party started, shall we? 

The
first element of your bundle is the Cherry Brandy bicolor rose from
north-western Colombia.  They’re
so-called “bicolor” because they’ve bright fuchsia outsides and sunny
peach/yellow insides.  What made me think
of them?  To start, Arkady produced a
chilled bottle of Kirchwasser, so named because kirsch means cherry and wasser
means water in German.  Like other
brandies, Kirschwasser is a fruit brandy made from the double-distillation of
morello cherries (hence the synaptic connection!), usually drunk neat, and in
most cases served as an aperitif.  If
you’ve not had a chance to taste it before, I highly recommend a small sip.  Delicious!

What’s
next?  Yellow yarrow!  Nicknamed “Coronation Gold”, these flowers
are topped with brilliantly bright golden-yellow heads.  In fact, the heads themselves are actually
clusters of smaller yellow flowers called florets.  I was reminded of the florets by a
double-shot of Goldschläger, which as you may know is actually an Italian
cinnamon schnapps containing very visible flakes of gold leaf suspended in
clear liqueur.  A quickly-downed shot of
this stuff produced, at least in me, a full-on torso-inferno which – on the
positive – was my inspiration for including yellow yarrow in this week’s bundle
(and on the negative – produced an absolutely scorching dragon’s breath of a
gasp!).   Continuing with the schnapps
theme, Arkady then produced a bottle of peach schnapps.  I deftly dodged the stuff by tipping my shot
into a conveniently-located topiary, but had the foresight to note that I
should include hypericum, the small berries you see in your bundle.  They’re a pleasant peachy color, hence the
connection to the peach schnapps! 

Lastly,
I’ve included “Green Trick” dianthus in this week’s bundle.  Scientifically a member of the carnation
family, Green Trick is the mossy green pouf-headed flower in your bundle.  I purchased these from the same grower that
won the 2008 World Flower Show best novelty flower award in Holland.  Aside from the fact that they last forever, I
think they’re positively whimsical and good fun.  My inspiration?  Arkady’s final one-two punch:  a Jägermeister shot.  I suspect, if you’ve ever lived through a
particularly poor-decisioned undergraduate night, that you know Jäger
well.  I – sheltered as I was – first learned
of it while on fellowship at the Botanischer Garten der Johannes
Gutenberg-Universität Mainz.  I swore off
the stuff when I learned the meaning of the pet name my fellow graduate
students used to refer to the liqueur. 
Call me a lightweight, if you must, but I draw the line at drinking anything
referred to as “Leberkleister” (it
means “liver glue” in German).  Bad
drink; good flower.  Enough said, I
think.

In
any case, now that the bottles are emptied, do as you’ve done before if you’ve
been Blooming for some time now.  If this
is your first week, then I suppose I should provide a bit of instruction,
eh?  Simply un-wrap the bundle you’ve
just received from its cellophane wrapper taking care to first up-end the
bundle over a sink to drain its reservoir. 
Then, set your freshly-liberated bundle into room-temperature water and
remind your flowers to drink responsibly.

Now,
with all that said, does anyone have any aspirin?

Cheers (appropriately!),


Vote for Next Week’s Classic Collection – To Be Delivered Week of June 21st



Hallo all!

When you get a chance, pop over to my Facebook page at  http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/HBloomcom/164129383642?ref=ts to vote for next week’s Classic Collection bundle.  The option that accumulates the most votes will be the one that my team produces for all subscribers next week.  I’ll keep the voting open until Noon tomorrow (Friday), at which time I’ll place my order to receive the stems from my international contingent of growers.  If you don’t have a Facebook page, or would prefer to let me know your vote directly, simply shoot me an email at hbloom@hbloom.com.

Happy voting!

Last Chance of the Season: Peonies for $35!

It’s the end of the season, so I bought as many peonies as I could from my growers in Europe, and I’m offering them to you this week at an extraordinary price.  It’s the last time until next year, and there’s limited supply, so act fast to secure the last of the peonies!

Deal Details & How to Order:

-$35/bundle.
-Hand-tied bundle of ten (10) stems of peonies.
-Stems approximately 40cm in length.
-Delivery included.  All deliveries will occur on Thursday, 6/24.
-Vase not included.
-Go to the last page (5th of 5) of my “Send A One-Time Gift” Section, enter your zip code, and look for the product that says “Last Week: Peonies $35″ (http://www.hbloom.com/Home/Shop?page=4).

* Limited Availability *

** Current delivery area includes Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn, Hoboken, Jersey City, Long Island City and Forest Hills.

If you can’t find the weekly deal, first check to make sure that the delivery zip code is correct and in one of our current delivery areas.  If the special deal still isn’t there, it means the peonies are sold out. I’2012-04-24 17:37:54′ll post on my blog to confirm when they are gone — so act fast!

If you need help with your order, please email me at hbloom@hbloom.com, so I can ensure that you secure your bundle.